“I know I’m lazy with the little things”

January 23, 2007

A Stellar Moment Back at Third Grade

Filed under: Uncategorized — stuckinreverse @ 9:48 am

I just finished with my marathon of “Princess Hours” and one particular scene brought back a memory that I have obviously buried deeply at the back of my mind because it was too traumatic and horrifying and embarrassing. But now that I’m twenty-four, I could afford to rehash it and laugh my ass off over it.

It was during thrid grade. Even when I was a child, I always had my head in the clouds. Read: My focus is poor. So naturally, I had mistaken P.E. day. I wore my P.E. shorts underneath my jumpskirt (school uniform) without my mom knowing about it. you see, ma was adamantly against me wearing shorts underneath my uniform. We even got into a heated argument about it. Every one of my classmate wore shorts underneath their uniforms, why can’t I? She said it was not proper and it would be in lousy taste if I did that. So I snuck out on her that one P.E. day, only to arrive in school and realize that it was not P.E. day. It was my first time to wear shorts underneath and I hadn’t counted on it being uncomfortable. So while my Science teacher was lecturing about something I couldn’t remember, I was slowly taking off my now uncomfortable shorts. I was in the front row, right smack in the middle as well. I thought I was being stealth. My shorts were already down my legs when my teacher caught sight of me fidgeting, with my arms hidden behind my desk, basically disappearing. She must’ve sensed something was going on. She immediately cut off whatever she was talking about and, almost barking, asked me what I was doing. I was mortified and could not speak or move for a few seconds. Then I hastily replied I was taking off my shorts. I got into a little bit of trouble after that. sigh First time to wear shorts underneath and I get into trouble. What rotten luck.



  1. ahhahahah that’s halarious!

    Mother’s are ALWAY’S right, i dont know why we alway’s have to doubt them.

    Comment by Dan — January 23, 2007 @ 1:21 pm

  2. Oh man! That’s really bad! At least you didn’t like pee your pants too when you wore the wrong thing. I did that… I had a uniform on for Campfire girls (it’s like boyscouts or girl scouts…only they let both sexes participate). I was outside for recess and miles away from the school building….and the bathroom….and the playground teacher wouldn’t let anyone inside to go to the bathroom. So, basically I urinated in my uniform that no one else had on because it wasn’t bloody Campfire Girls day…..and told the people in the office that I “fell in a mud puddle” PATHETIC! but still humorous now….if still embarrassing.

    Comment by Jen — January 25, 2007 @ 5:17 pm

  3. That’s actually quite funny now, looking back on it. Although at the time, I imagine it was embarrassing.

    When I was in year 7, I was wearing a skirt to school [my uniform too] and I’d forgot to put any underwear on underneath it. Luckily, I was wearing black tights and didn’t flash anyone all day, lol.

    Comment by Jess — January 26, 2007 @ 1:48 am

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